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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

He doesn’t post you — he’s too busy actually being with you.

The Jets are going to look much different in 2026 than they did in 2025, and that should be a good thing because they went 3-14 last year.

The US and Iran are nearing an agreement on a memorandum of understanding to end their nine-and-a-half-week war.

The Rangers’ AHL affiliate, the Hartford Wolf Pack, is coming off one of the worst seasons in its franchise history. In March, The Post reported on the likelihood head coach Grant Potulny and his staff would be shown the door come the season’s end. And just over two weeks after finishing the 2025-26 campaign in...

There is no reason for the Giants, their fans and those who observe and analyze the NFL to feel anything other than enthusiastic about their draft.

Contrary to popular conjecture, late sex predator Jeffrey Epstein had "only one person" and strenuously denied any connection to Mossad or the CIA, his former lawyer Alan Dershowitz told "Pod Force One."

Spring in NYC is famously fickle — we have to prepare for everything from slushy snow and gloomy rain to gusty wind and even "pollen tsunamis."

Incidents were reported in all 50 states and Washington, D.C., with the highest totals in New York, California, and New Jersey.

This network of Gen Z agitators seem intent on picking a fight with authority first and cause second, moving seamlessly from climate activism to anti-Israel and anti-ICE protests.

His attorneys have argued that the timing of the new charges — nearly seven years after Arnett’s death — raises questions about the case.

“I cannot allow it to enter the Canary Islands,” the island's president, Fernando Clavijo, told local media outlet Onda Cero. 

The biggest winner in Tuesday night’s primary elections could be President Trump, who flexed his political muscle and exacted revenge on Indiana Republican lawmakers that defied his redistricting push. 

Democratic lawmakers are racing to make it harder for independent journalists and citizen watchdogs to ask questions, publish names and connect the dots.

The number of Jew-bashing assaults in New York jumped nearly 10% last year from 82 to 90 and 4% nationwide, according to the Anti-Defamation League's annual audit of antisemitic incidents.

The revised constitution also designates Kim, as chairman of the State Affairs Commission, as North Korea's head of state, replacing previous language that described the post as the country's supreme leader who represents the state.

A South Carolina inmate convicted of killing a state trooper more than 25 years ago cannot be executed due to a mental illness that has him believing he is immortal, a judge ruled.

“I’m just going to go on record as saying: They’re lying."

"It has always been our brand ethos, and it is still to this day. We serve big, beautiful bowls and burritos. Full stop, no questions asked."

The bakery truck driver who narrowly escaped death when a United Airlines flight struck his vehicle while coming into land at Newark Airport believed he was about to be decapitated moments before the terrifying crash.