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Sting’s former NYC penthouse asks $45M with his custom touches still intact — because no one ever moved in

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
That $45 million ask is $5 million less than what the sellers paid when they bought the 15 Central Park West home from Sting and Trudie Styler back in 2018.
Jennifer Gould

Former Yale University coaches sign on to letter accusing ‘toxic’ athletic director of creating ‘culture of fear’

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
Disgruntlement continues to leak out of the Yale athletic department.
Fox News

MLB fan’s wild diving effort for foul ball stuns social media users

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
An MLB fan is lucky to not have broken a couple bones while diving to secure a foul ball on Tuesday night.
Edward Lewis

Lakers’ series, NBA title odds skyrocketing after surprise 2-0 start vs. Rockets

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
Things are looking rosy in Laker Land. 
Dylan Svoboda

Party City plans major comeback, opens 100-plus mini-stores in California

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
The once-dominant party supply chain — which filed for bankruptcy five days before Christmas 2024, after forty years in the business — is plotting a comeback in California and beyond.
Kevin Barr

‘The Devil Wears Prada’ author reveals designer gift from Anna Wintour

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
The real-life Andy Sachs gave her daughter her hand me downs from the Vogue boss for the sequel's premiere in NYC.
mliss1578

‘The Devil Wears Prada’ author reveals designer gift from Anna Wintour

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
The real-life Andy Sachs gave her daughter her hand me downs from the Vogue boss for the sequel's premiere in NYC.
Avery Matera

Tesla Earnings Preview: "Braced For A Miss"

Zero Rss
1 month 3 weeks ago
Tesla Earnings Preview: "Braced For A Miss"

Tesla reports after the US market close on Wednesday and according to the UBS trading desk, there has been very little discussion around TSLA lately, with the stock drifting 14% lower for most of the year until last week, when it squeezed higher to trade just below $390. 

The company has been the laggard among mega-cap peers despite still-lofty expectations. Consensus points to 1Q revenue of about $22.7 billion, with adjusted EPS around 38 cents and roughly 25 cents on a reported basis, even as deliveries of about 358,000 vehicles missed forecasts and flagged softer core auto demand. Analysts still expect a sharp rebound, with roughly 30% profit growth and a 15% increase in revenue.

Markets will likely overlook near-term weakness but focus heavily on what’s next: Investors are looking for updates on the robotaxi rollout, AI and robotics, as well as clarity on cash burn tied to a planned step-up in capex to as much as $20 billion this year. The disconnect is stark: as Bloomberg notes, a cyclical slowdown in autos versus an equity story still priced on long-duration growth, reflected in valuation metrics that are stretched across the board (roughly 184x forward earnings, ~15x sales and over 100x EV/EBITDA).

Taking a step back, the good news for Tesla - and the broader market - is that earnings revisions for the S&P 500 continue to trend higher for 2026 and 2027, even if largely concentrated in a handful of AI stocks - and early results have been solid, with a strong beat rate. But the reaction function is fading. According to Bank of America, stocks are no longer rewarding top and bottom line beats as they typically do, suggesting a high bar for earnings driven gains as the index hovers near all-time highs. 

Tesla, as one of the highest-duration names in the market, becomes a key test of that dynamic. If management reinforces the AI/autonomy narrative and justifies elevated capex, it supports the broader recovery in tech. But the overhang remains what is going on with Iran and the state of peace talks. This is not a market driven by idiosyncratic earnings. Netflix’s 10% drop alongside rising indexes underscores that geopolitics are taking precedence.

UBS analyst Joe Spak upgraded TSLA from Sell to Neutral last week as the stock reached his price target, and now sees a more balanced risk/reward profile - near‑term demand challenges and an investment phase offset by a longer‑term physical AI opportunity.

For 1Q, Spak expects an EPS miss, which is unlikely to be a surprise. UBS is modeling adjusted EPS of $0.33 versus $0.44 consensus. However, Spak believes the buy side is already braced for a miss based on 1Q26 delivery data, particularly weaker energy storage deployments.

Spak is modeling auto gross margins (ex‑credits) of 16.1% versus 15.5% consensus, believing FSD could help keep margins slightly elevated. If Tesla books an IEPPA receivable this quarter, that could further support gross margins and provide upside to expectations. Otherwise, Spak expects updates on Tesla’s long‑term vision, primarily focused on Robotaxi, Optimus, FSD, and the TeraFab.

Key areas where UBS expects additional detail include:

  1. Color on demand trends across all regions
  2. Reasons behind the energy storage deployment miss and implications for the balance of the year
  3. Updates on Robotaxi deployment across additional cities
  4. Progress on Gen 3 Optimus
  5. Capex outlook not only for 2026 but beyond, including funding plans (TeraFab, solar, etc.)
  6. Progress on the six factories TSLA plans to build this year
  7. Commentary on commodity and logistics costs

Tune in shortly after the close for the full results.

Tyler Durden Wed, 04/22/2026 - 15:34
Tyler Durden

Months into ‘CBS Evening News’ gig, struggling Tony Dokoupil lags even further behind rivals in latest ratings

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
Dokoupil's newscast pulled in roughly 3.8 million viewers and fewer than 500,000 adults aged 25-54 during week of April 6, according to Nielsen.
Ariel Zilber

Federal appeals court blocks California law requiring federal agents to wear identification

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
A federal appeals court ruled on a California law passed in 2025 requiring federal immigration agents to wear a badge or some form of identification.
Associated Press

Bakery roasted over X-rated Buffalo Sabres bread for Stanley Cup playoffs

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
This bread got a rise out of onlookers.
Ben Cost

‘Storage Wars’ star Darrell Sheets dead at 67

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
The reality star was 67 at the time of his death.
mliss1578

‘Storage Wars’ star Darrell Sheets dead at 67

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
The reality star was 67 at the time of his death.
Alexandra Bellusci

Inconsolable FedEx driver killer’s mother tells jury she’s furious with son — ‘She was just a baby’

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
"I'm so mad at him. I want to just tear his eyes out,” Horner’s mother testified through tears in a Texas courtroom Wednesday. “She was just a baby.”
Alex Oliveira

Cowboys could shake up 2026 NFL Draft with massive trade

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
Dallas may be looking to cash in some of its trade chips. The Cowboys are in the mix to move up in the 2026 NFL Draft, possibly to get ahead of the Giants, who now sit at No. 5 and 10 overall, according to ESPN’s Peter Schraeger on the eve of the festivities in Pittsburgh....
Erich Richter

Livvy Dunne poses for Sydney Sweeney’s lingerie brand SYRN — sending Victoria’s Secret’s stock plunging

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
Sydney Sweeney’s SYRN posted a photoshoot with Olivia “Livvy” Dunne, hinting at a potential collaboration that could shake the lingerie industry – as shares in Victoria’s Secret slumped 3.5%.
Taylor Herzlich

Inside David Grohl’s life at home with wife and kids after secret love child scandal

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
The Foo Fighters frontman fought to keep his family together after he announced that he fathered a fourth child with a woman who was not his wife.
mliss1578

Inside David Grohl’s life at home with wife and kids after secret love child scandal

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
The Foo Fighters frontman fought to keep his family together after he announced that he fathered a fourth child with a woman who was not his wife.
Tamantha Ryan

One thing you can do with your home to help you have the retirement you deserve

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
Retirement is time for many things: traveling, deepening friendships, and developing hobbies.
Realtor.com

Vacation rental bookings in 2026 World Cup host cities skyrocket up to 58% during

NY Post
1 month 3 weeks ago
FIFA estimates that more than five million fans will attend one or more of the 104 matches scheduled between June 11 and July 19, 2026.
Realtor.com

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